urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

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ohitroyler:

can i bring this back?
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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

iggyazaleasss:

sitting in math like

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purfecto:

perfection is a disease of a nation 

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The signs thoughts:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more.

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

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