drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…
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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

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8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS
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tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

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